SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like
- Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
This is crazy
WHY ARE THEY SO ACCURATE
Drake needs no title…